Distressed "No More Lessons Club" Dad Hat

$44.00

You've learned enough. You've grown enough. You've fucking healed enough.

Welcome to the club for people who are done repeating the same painful patterns and ready to actually enjoy their life.

Front: "NO MORE LESSONS CLUB" embroidered
Back: Evil eye embroidered for protection
Left side: Tiny red heart with "Mel" inside - because I designed this with love for everyone who gets it

This hat is for the version of you who's tired of "growth opportunities" that look suspiciously like trauma. You've done the work. You know the lessons. Now you're just living.

Perfect for:

  • Signaling to the universe that you're OFF the lesson plan

  • Protecting your energy with that evil eye watching your back

  • Casual days when you want to look good while refusing to learn anything new the hard way

  • Reminding yourself you've already paid your dues

Features:

  • Slightly distressed brim and crown fabric for that perfectly worn-in edge

  • Soft, comfortable crown that molds to your head

  • 6 sewn eyelets for breathability

  • 6-panel unstructured, low-profile design

  • Adjustable hook and loop closure - one size fits most

  • Seamed front panel without buckram for maximum comfort

Materials: 100% pre-shrunk cotton twill

Pair it with jeans, slacks, your favorite tee - or literally anything. You're in the No More Lessons Club now. You make your own rules.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes a bit longer to deliver. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction - thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and supporting small business.

You've learned enough. You've grown enough. You've fucking healed enough.

Welcome to the club for people who are done repeating the same painful patterns and ready to actually enjoy their life.

Front: "NO MORE LESSONS CLUB" embroidered
Back: Evil eye embroidered for protection
Left side: Tiny red heart with "Mel" inside - because I designed this with love for everyone who gets it

This hat is for the version of you who's tired of "growth opportunities" that look suspiciously like trauma. You've done the work. You know the lessons. Now you're just living.

Perfect for:

  • Signaling to the universe that you're OFF the lesson plan

  • Protecting your energy with that evil eye watching your back

  • Casual days when you want to look good while refusing to learn anything new the hard way

  • Reminding yourself you've already paid your dues

Features:

  • Slightly distressed brim and crown fabric for that perfectly worn-in edge

  • Soft, comfortable crown that molds to your head

  • 6 sewn eyelets for breathability

  • 6-panel unstructured, low-profile design

  • Adjustable hook and loop closure - one size fits most

  • Seamed front panel without buckram for maximum comfort

Materials: 100% pre-shrunk cotton twill

Pair it with jeans, slacks, your favorite tee - or literally anything. You're in the No More Lessons Club now. You make your own rules.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes a bit longer to deliver. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction - thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and supporting small business.