"No More Lessons Club" Hoodie

$65.00

You've learned enough. You've grown enough. You've fucking healed enough.

Welcome to the club for people who are done repeating the same painful patterns and ready to actually enjoy their life.

This isn't just a hoodie - it's a declaration that you're OFF the cosmic lesson plan.

Available in: Black, Tan, Olive Green, Maroon
Front: "NO MORE LESSONS CLUB"
Back: Evil eye embroidered for protection
Left wrist: Tiny red heart with "Mel" inside - a reminder that you are loved

Perfect for:

  • Cozy days when you're protecting your peace and your body temperature

  • Signaling to the universe that you've graduated from the school of hard knocks

  • Staying warm while staying in your power

  • Looking effortlessly cool while refusing to learn anything new the hard way

Features:

  • Ridiculously soft 100% cotton face (because comfort is non-negotiable now)

  • Front pouch pocket for your phone, crystals, or whatever else you need

  • Warm 3-panel hood for chilly evenings and existential moments

  • Matching flat drawstrings

  • Self-fabric patch on the back

Materials: 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester

Fit Note: This hoodie runs small - we recommend ordering one size up for the perfect cozy fit.

You've done the work. You know the lessons. Now wrap yourself in this and just be.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes a bit longer to deliver. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction - thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and supporting small business.

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You've learned enough. You've grown enough. You've fucking healed enough.

Welcome to the club for people who are done repeating the same painful patterns and ready to actually enjoy their life.

This isn't just a hoodie - it's a declaration that you're OFF the cosmic lesson plan.

Available in: Black, Tan, Olive Green, Maroon
Front: "NO MORE LESSONS CLUB"
Back: Evil eye embroidered for protection
Left wrist: Tiny red heart with "Mel" inside - a reminder that you are loved

Perfect for:

  • Cozy days when you're protecting your peace and your body temperature

  • Signaling to the universe that you've graduated from the school of hard knocks

  • Staying warm while staying in your power

  • Looking effortlessly cool while refusing to learn anything new the hard way

Features:

  • Ridiculously soft 100% cotton face (because comfort is non-negotiable now)

  • Front pouch pocket for your phone, crystals, or whatever else you need

  • Warm 3-panel hood for chilly evenings and existential moments

  • Matching flat drawstrings

  • Self-fabric patch on the back

Materials: 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester

Fit Note: This hoodie runs small - we recommend ordering one size up for the perfect cozy fit.

You've done the work. You know the lessons. Now wrap yourself in this and just be.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes a bit longer to deliver. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction - thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and supporting small business.